Thursday, December 20, 2007

Mark me baby. Mrak me baby. All night long.

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My darkness wafts over the campus like a dead poltroon. Fingering our fat behinds, we chart a course for infamy. For our campus is home to a...
Thursday, November 22, 2007

Ursula, the drag queen who married herself

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MC: And now, in the West Coast saga of gay marriage, we present to you the happy story of Ursula, the drag queen who decided to marry hersel...
Thursday, November 15, 2007

Don’t whine, it’s organ donor time!

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A vacation so good I cared not what the world did say! But, a gentle reader has written and I like it! You ride a motorcycle? Go to http://w...
Saturday, September 22, 2007

A murderous year in lake Woebegone

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My adminitards are in fine form this month. Already I have heard of several disasters. Complaints and reports turned in that are ignored whe...
Thursday, September 13, 2007

Yoo Yoo, Boo Boo

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No flight of dimwitted ninnyness is beyond the venerable knights of the UC. Now, we are proud to present to the world the one, the indefens...
Tuesday, September 11, 2007

9-11 reductase

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Everyone has been wondering about bloody Osama. My minions have been so distracted that they have been something resembling efficient little...
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Monday, September 10, 2007

My image in the water

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The scandals march on. Profitards are uppity. Now that money is tight, those with money want to push me around. Some have gotten huge inves...
Sunday, September 2, 2007

Curses! Foiled again!

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It has come to my attention that somebody had the compassion to leave a door open to GBSF! As a result of that act of decency, people got i...
Saturday, September 1, 2007

First game of the new Stadium!

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Weekends are sort of different. I make them different. My minions shall not rest! Nay. Never shall my minions have a day off! Today is the b...
Saturday, August 25, 2007

Meanie, meanie, chucklehead larceny

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My minions, my minions. Graduate studies is in an uproar, and nothing is being done. Stir, stir, stir the pot, watch it simmer and steam. To...

Office of the UC Channeler

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What news is this? A gentle reader speaks to me in prose most prim! And to this news, my face it grows grim! A dean, nay, former dean - an e...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Office of the UC channeler

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Oh, mighty oak. Dynes. My leige lord! What pass is this that comes upon us unasked for! A $30,000 dog run? My lord, it was nothing! I would ...
Thursday, August 16, 2007

Office of the UC Cover my ass department

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What are these rumors from afar I hear? Rumblings below, like bowels about to pass gas. My minions! Not only do you grow flaccid, but you ha...
Sunday, August 12, 2007

Sodexho leadeth me to lie in green pastures

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But there is a bright spot! Lo! Sodexho, Sodexho, sweet is the deal thou gavest to my minions. Careth I not, for budgets are given a break a...
Wednesday, August 8, 2007

UC Channeler's office

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whatever shall I do about this ... (Ahem.) I dare not speak the (bleeeeeep) that dare not speak its name even to myself! Bisson, Bisson, whe...
Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Zo sprach Vanderhumpf

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In my day... Yes, well, actually, it was a bit PRIOR to MY day, but THERE WAS A TIME when UC Davis was aspiring to be a GREAT UNIVERSITY! Ey...
Monday, August 6, 2007

UC Channeler's office. Love -0

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Of all the things that could happen, JUST as we get that $100 million gift to start a nursing school, at UC Davis WHAT HAPPENS? That tobacco...