Sodexho leadeth me to lie in green pastures

But there is a bright spot! Lo! Sodexho, Sodexho, sweet is the deal thou gavest to my minions. Careth I not, for budgets are given a break and the legal department is pleased. If women without other prospects seek to exchange sex with bosses at Sodexho for what women want, no noose of THAT SORT of scandal shall lie heavily upon my neck! If bosses choose to victimize the hapless, screwing them out of thousands of hours of unpaid labor - scandal shall not drag itself upon my carpet, oozing its slimy carcass there. Your silly benefits and money are as NOTHING to the legal liability you create from said GOINGS ON! Needeth this university more payouts to class actions? Nay! Lawsuits from individuals - we can squash and mosh them! Such insolence shall never get far.

Sodexho, Sodexho, shafteth thou thy staff? Screwest thou thy huddled masses hungry for moola and benefits? Shaft away! And teach them not to be content with their low positions in life!

Oh, my dears! Lawsuits from class actions make your poor UC bleed. To bleed, perchance to close a department! Perchance to raise student fees? Lovest thou Sodexho now? Think, thou upon this. Ponder it deeply, for like the oppression of farmworkers, it makes your lot better.